A COLD GLASS of WINTER (2025)
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Have a Have a GLASS of COLD WINTER!
*"☀️❄️ BREAKING: Norwegians discover winter in Spain!
Tag someone who always orders ice in their wine (#VikingGenes).
🖼️ Digital Artist: Morten Klementsen, Bergen, Norway
🏆 Recognition: Lurzer's Archive TOP200 Digital Artists 2025
📏 Original Resolution: 15k x 15k pixels, 600 dpi
(can be printed up to 2.5 meters wide)
🎨 Based on AI and modified by the artist.
#ColdWinterUpgrade #VikingSunburn #KlementsenStrikesAgain #ArtThatMelts #NorwayInALiquidState #DrunkOnIrony
"Morten Klementsen’s ‘A Glass of Cold Winter’ is a deliciously ironic ode to Nordic identity crisis. Here, a frosted drink—literally* ‘winter in a glass’—becomes a portable homeland for sun-drunk Scandinavians abroad.
The piece mocks and mourns our Viking metabolism: Why do we chug when others sip? Why yearn for fjords while toasting to tapas? This is more than art—it’s a liquid mirror held up to Nordic contradictions, served with a slice of self-awareness (and no small amount of akvavit).
"Klementsen’s masterpiece isn’t just art—it’s a Nordic survival guide. The melted Norway ice cube? That’s your pension evaporating. The sunburnt reflection? You, after 3 minutes in Andalucían noon. This is cultural critique so sharp, it cuts through the fog of Aperol Spritz."
For collectors who laugh through their cultural trauma, this is the conversation starter."* of COLD WINTER!
*"☀️❄️ BREAKING: Norwegians discover winter in Spain!
Tag someone who always orders ice in their wine (#VikingGenes).
🖼️ Digital Artist: Morten Klementsen, Bergen, Norway
🏆 Recognition: Lurzer's Archive TOP200 Digital Artists 2025
📏 Original Resolution: 15k x 15k pixels, 600 dpi
(can be printed up to 2.5 meters wide)
🎨 Based on AI and modified by the artist.
#ColdWinterUpgrade #VikingSunburn #KlementsenStrikesAgain #ArtThatMelts #NorwayInALiquidState #DrunkOnIrony
"Morten Klementsen’s ‘A Glass of Cold Winter’ is a deliciously ironic ode to Nordic identity crisis. Here, a frosted drink—literally* ‘winter in a glass’—becomes a portable homeland for sun-drunk Scandinavians abroad.
The piece mocks and mourns our Viking metabolism: Why do we chug when others sip? Why yearn for fjords while toasting to tapas? This is more than art—it’s a liquid mirror held up to Nordic contradictions, served with a slice of self-awareness (and no small amount of akvavit).
"Klementsen’s masterpiece isn’t just art—it’s a Nordic survival guide. The melted Norway ice cube? That’s your pension evaporating. The sunburnt reflection? You, after 3 minutes in Andalucían noon. This is cultural critique so sharp, it cuts through the fog of Aperol Spritz."
For collectors who laugh through their cultural trauma, this is the conversation starter."*
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